Monday, February 11, 2013

Homeschool Humor

Animal Antics

Each week in school, we study a different animal or group of animals. At the end of each week, I give an oral quiz. Last week we studied skunks, opossums, raccoons, etc. During the quiz, I asked the question, "The skunk has a very strong weapon. What is it?" Autumn blurted out, "Farting!"


Well, I guess you could call it that!

Misbehaving

Amber asked this question yesterday:

"Mom, if you go to a public school and you goof off in class, do you get sent to the presidents room? I mean, the president's office?"

"The principal's office?" I asked.

"Yeah, that's what I'm trying to say."


Friday, February 1, 2013

Rats!

We have rats in the chicken run. They come out at night and eat the chicken's food. Eric said we need to get a rat trap. Tonight, this is the conversation that took place:

Christine: I bought a mouse trap today.
Eric: A mouse trap or a rat trap?
Christine: It's a mouse trap.
Eric: That won't work.
Autumn: That's okay, the rats don't care.