Saturday, December 22, 2012

Rudolph, Rewritten


My dad is here for 10 days. We've had lots of fun. Today Eric's dad came over and we were just plain silly. Eric's dad started it, we joined in, and soon we had a new version of Rudolph...
Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer
had a very snotty nose.
And if you ever saw him,
you would even say it blows.
All of the other reindeer
used to laugh and call him names. (Like 'Snotty Face')
They never let poor Rudolph
join in any reindeer games. (Cause his nose ran.)

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say (Blow, Blow, Blow)
"Rudolph with your nose so snotty,
go get a kleenix neat the potty."

Then all the reindeer loved him
as they shouted out with glee, (He's clean!)
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer,
you'll go down in history (Like the handkerchief.)

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