Sunday, June 14, 2009

To make you smile

I saw some funny quotes on scrapbook stickers yesterday. I had to share some of the funny ones, just to bring a smile to your day. The first one is my favorite. Enjoy! (BTW, they're not copyrighted, so I can do this. That's for the lawyers out there!)

I hate housework. You make the beds, wash the dishes and 6 months later you have to do it all over again. (Joan Rivers)

(the rest are anonymous)

I only have a kitchen because it came with the house.

"Normal" is just a setting on the dryer.

Dull women have immaculate houses.

I child-proofed the house, but they're still getting in.

Cooking by appointment only.

1 comment:

frisky said...

LOL!!! Those were all for me, weren't they?